It was just like any other day in the town of South Hadley. It was starting to get late out, and the common was full of people talking and laughing to at each other, it was like a big JUBILEE was going on. Doodle, Father Paul, and Granny Williams were talking to each other while walking through the common. Then, all of a sudden, a loud scream came from the other side of the common.
Everyone that was in the common rushed over to see what all the commotion was about. It turned out that there was a dead body right at the edge of the common. She was lying right over the dark green grass, and she was lit up by the street light right over head. She had cuts and bruises all over her body, and she was half naked. Everyone was just staring at her, not knowing what to do. When all of a sudden, a cop broke through the crowd of people and blocked off the whole area with yellow caution tape.
Father Paul’s cell phone started to ring; it was his boss. So him, granny, and doodle ran to the nearest park bench, sat down, and hit the back of it three times in a row. They sunk down into the ground like magic, and no one else saw because they were too occupied by the dead body. They were not magic, though, but, they were secret agents.
“Good evening agents,” said q, the boss of the shsaa (South Hadley secret agents association).
“Good evening,” they all answered at once.
“As you already may know, there is a killer in south Hadley. I need you three to investigate as long and as hard as you can, then take him out before he strikes again,” he said. “You will be given all the latest gear, active camo, body armor, listening bugs, guns, basically anything that you will need. And agents please hurry. A killer in South Hadley is not very good for the town reputation.
They got right on it. They went up to the common and started to ask everyone that witnessed it questions, just looking for any INKLING that might allow to find the killer. They kept in touch with each other by using a headset that fit in their ear, so no one could see it. Everything that everyone told them was all the same; she just rose right out of the ground. After all the interigations, they realized that it must have been someone working in the SHSAA.
They went right back to the HQ, and went right to the person that controls the lifts up to the common. His name was mike, and he knew something was up when the three of them approached him. They started to ask him what he was doing when she appeared. He said that he was with his girlfriend on a date, and his girlfriend, another agent, confirmed it. So they were at a dead end.
They could not figure out anyone else that would know how to work the lifts, then, out of nowhere, doodle had a great idea.
“Hey guys, how about q.” he asked. “he has a lot of LEGERDEMAIN to work everything in the entire agency, I mean, he has been here for over 30 years, so he must know. I know it is crazy, but it is the only lead that we have.”
They went right to his office and started to ask him some questions. They gave him an entire ANECDOTE on all their findings of the case. that led to them getting to how they suspected him. then, out of nowhere, he pulled a shotgun out that he had conceled under his desk.
“So, you got it all figured out then, don’t you. I did not think that you would be good enough to discover that it was me. But I won’t have to worry about that, I have a plane ticket to Brittan for tomorrow morning, and I am going to be on it, and there is nothing that you can do.” Then, he shot them all right square in the chest, and he fled to the airport right away. But he forgot one thing; the agents were wearing body armor.
They all got up and rushed to the co boss of the agency. They told him everything that he had told them, and also that he shot them right in the body armor, so it just gave them a bruise. The one thing bad that happened was that doodle died. The shot was too powerful for him. He was thrown into the wall behind him and got a concussion and died.
“Wow. That sounds like a real situation that we have on our hands.” He said. “The first thing that you two should do is get to the airport right away. You can’t let him get away no matter what. He is a murderer, and you know what we do to murderers.”
They got right on it, driving right to the nearest airport. Once there, they searched all the terminals with planes going to Britain. After about one hour of looking, they finally found him. He was walking down the hallway going to the plane. They ran right at him. They caught him right before he got onto the plane. He was like a human BULWARK of muscle; and was also very STALWART. He tried to fight, but the two of them overwhelmed him.
“How did you two not die? I shot you right in the chest with a shot gun shell.” He asked.
“Do you know what body armor is. You suggested it to us.” Father Paul said. He shouted in anger and went with a fight, but he had no chance. They took him right to jail after they left the airport.Then, he got a SUPPLIANT attitude going, but they did not fall for it. They told the police everything, and they took him in and said he was going to be in jail for a very long time.